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embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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nintendoggy:

i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class

"God will wreck your plans when He sees that your plans are about to wreck you."

boundforbway:

bisexualfunfacts:

Fact: Unlike the gay agenda™, the bisexual agenda contains a 15 minute break for snacks between sessions.

That’s because the gay agenda includes 45 minutes of Broadway numbers and we had to make budget cuts.

rneerkat:

wearing an outfit you like can make a day 10x better

enhancers:

I tend to laugh when people ask who I’m texting because I don’t text anyone I’m just on tumblr


lesbian:  that girl is really cute
straight boy:  oMG DO YOU WANT TO FUCK HER OR SOMETHING LMAO CAN I WATCH

caseyanthonyofficial:

When your girlfriend tries to hold your hand before marriage

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